1
/
of
7
Scaperwear
Aquatic Melancholy - Men’s premium heavyweight tee
Aquatic Melancholy - Men’s premium heavyweight tee
Regular price
$49.00 CAD
Regular price
Sale price
$49.00 CAD
Quantity
Couldn't load pickup availability
e’s not angry.
He’s not surprised.
He’s just… emotionally drained by your aquarium setup.
Sad Fish captures that subtle yet powerful energy of aquatic existentialism.
You’ve done everything right — and yet he stares, deep into your soul, as if whispering:
“What’s the point of a CO2 diffuser… if we all fade anyway?”
💡 Perfect for:
– Melancholy scapers who’ve seen some things
– Philosophers of planted tanks
– Anyone who relates way too much to fish with emotions
Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
He’s not surprised.
He’s just… emotionally drained by your aquarium setup.
Sad Fish captures that subtle yet powerful energy of aquatic existentialism.
You’ve done everything right — and yet he stares, deep into your soul, as if whispering:
“What’s the point of a CO2 diffuser… if we all fade anyway?”
💡 Perfect for:
– Melancholy scapers who’ve seen some things
– Philosophers of planted tanks
– Anyone who relates way too much to fish with emotions
Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 29 ½ |
| M | 20 | 30 ½ |
| L | 22 | 31 ½ |
| XL | 24 | 32 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 33 ½ |
| 3XL | 28 | 34 ½ |
| 4XL | 30 | 35 ½ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 75 |
| M | 50.8 | 77.5 |
| L | 55.9 | 80 |
| XL | 61 | 82.6 |
| 2XL | 66 | 85 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 87.6 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 90.2 |
Share
