This fish wasn’t born in a tank.
He was summoned during a ritual gone wrong with too much fertilizer.
Cosmic Fish is an explosion of alien color, vortex swirls, and chaotic aquatic energy. His teeth are real. His stare is intense. And his message is clear:
“You can’t escape your water parameters.”
💡 Perfect for:
– Aquascapers who want wearable LSD (without the side effects)
– Fans of unhinged beauty and controlled nonsense
– Anyone who’s ever screamed “WHAT IS THAT?!” and meant it as a compliment
Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 |
29 ½ |
| M |
20 |
30 ½ |
| L |
22 |
31 ½ |
| XL |
24 |
32 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
33 ½ |
| 3XL |
28 |
34 ½ |
| 4XL |
30 |
35 ½ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
45.7 |
75 |
| M |
50.8 |
77.5 |
| L |
55.9 |
80 |
| XL |
61 |
82.6 |
| 2XL |
66 |
85 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
87.6 |
| 4XL |
76.2 |
90.2 |
