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Cosmic Fish, The Messenger of Colorful Chaos - Unisex t-shirt
Cosmic Fish, The Messenger of Colorful Chaos - Unisex t-shirt
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This fish wasn’t born in a tank.
He was summoned during a ritual gone wrong with too much fertilizer.
Cosmic Fish is an explosion of alien color, vortex swirls, and chaotic aquatic energy. His teeth are real. His stare is intense. And his message is clear:
“You can’t escape your water parameters.”
💡 Perfect for:
– Aquascapers who want wearable LSD (without the side effects)
– Fans of unhinged beauty and controlled nonsense
– Anyone who’s ever screamed “WHAT IS THAT?!” and meant it as a compliment
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
He was summoned during a ritual gone wrong with too much fertilizer.
Cosmic Fish is an explosion of alien color, vortex swirls, and chaotic aquatic energy. His teeth are real. His stare is intense. And his message is clear:
“You can’t escape your water parameters.”
💡 Perfect for:
– Aquascapers who want wearable LSD (without the side effects)
– Fans of unhinged beauty and controlled nonsense
– Anyone who’s ever screamed “WHAT IS THAT?!” and meant it as a compliment
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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