Welcome to the Hellscaper Club — membership granted only to the brave, the unhinged, and the scapers who aren’t afraid to trim a stem at 3AM.
Led by a demon-fish with anger issues, this “club” specializes in chaotic aquascaping, questionable decisions, and tools sharp enough to cut through dimensions.

If you’ve ever:
• trimmed your plants too far,
• aquascaped out of spite,
• or fought with your aquascaping scissors like they had a curse on them…

Congratulations.
You’re already one of us.

Wear it proudly.
Or angrily. Both work.

A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

Size guide